Satire
ISU's Paul Rhoads Makes Bold Prediction
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September 2, 2009 by
In the leadup to the opening weekend of college football, head coaches around the country gave opening week press conferences. While much of what was said around the country was typical vanilla coachspeak, one coach got national attention by making...
Marve to See Significant Snaps in Saturday's Spring Game
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April 16, 2009 by
Robert Marve wanted to come to Nebraska's spring game this Saturday to get a good, close look at the Huskers offense. He had no idea it was going to be this close. In a surprising announcement after practice Wednesday, Bo...
Friday The 13th – Danger In Our Future?
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March 13, 2009 by
Friday the 13th brings out weirdness in people including myself. I’ve taken off my hockey mask for a few minutes to think about things that I don’t normally think about. Negative things. Things we don’t want to talk about. But...
Cupid is a Husker Fan
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February 13, 2009 by
Alas, a guy’s favorite holiday will be here tomorrow. Valentine’s Day. Yippee. I’m a huge fan of spending 50 bones on flowers that will wilt in 5 days, candy that really doesn’t taste that great, and balloons. It is obvious...
Nebraska and Oklahoma Are Rivals?
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October 29, 2008 by
Fans of Big 12 football all know that the two biggest rivalries in the North and South are the Border War, oops, I mean “Border Showdown� between the Jayhawks and Tigers and the Red River Shootout – err, Rivalry between...
The Legend of Bo Pelini
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December 3, 2007 by
Many Husker fans likely know the thumbnail description of their new head coach, Bo Pelini. He's had jobs in the NFL, did a stint as defensive coordinator at NU in 2003, and worked at Oklahoma and then LSU. They probably...
Nancy Osborne Named Interim Head Football Widow
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November 30, 2007 by
In a surprise move, Nancy Osborne became Nebraska's interim head football widow on Wednesday. Gary Bargen, NU’s assistant athletic director for compliance, notified the Big XII Conference that Osborne would be interim head football widow until a replacement for...
Lil’ Red Receives Deflation Threat
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November 16, 2007 by
The disappointment of a losing record in the Big 12 has lead to criticism of many of the Nebraska athletic department staff, coaches and players. But sometimes that disappointment crosses the line. Such was the case this weekend when...
Uncle Rico Named Nebraska Head Football Coach
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October 17, 2007 by
In a stunning and rapid turn of events, Nebraska has found its new football coach. Former football great Uncle Rico has agreed to step in and replace Bill Callahan. In a press conference, Rico pointed to his considerable football...
Tigers March Proudly Into Meeting With Nebraska
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October 5, 2007 by
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Former NBA Star John Amaechi to Join KSU as Assistant Football Coach
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March 6, 2007 by
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Kansas State Head Coach Changes Name
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October 3, 2006 by
What may have started with a shared affinity for the color purple has resulted in strange happenings within Kansas State’s football program. KSU’s head coach, Ron Prince, held a press conference to specify how he likes to be known,...
Ben Wallace to Stewart Bradley, “I Want My Hairstyle Back�
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August 21, 2006 by
Nebraska Linebacker Stewart Bradley was awakened Thursday to a surprising phone call. Ben Wallace, the former Detroit Piston and current Chicago Bull center called to inform Bradley that he wants his hairstyle back. Bradley was stunned at the news,...
Big XII Quarterback to Remain on Campus
In a surprising turn of events this week, Oklahoma State backup quarterback Al Pena announced his intention to remain in Stillwater. Cowboy head coach Mike Gundy was speechless at the news before saying, “When Al said he would be...
Bomar to End Holdout
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August 4, 2006 by
Drew Rosenhaus, agent for Rhett Bomar has announced that the quarterback is willing to end his holdout in exchange for being reinstated to the Oklahoma Sooner team. “While we still feel my client is being underpaid for his services,...
Husker Forum - July
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July 18, 2006 by
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Young McCarney Studies Game Films
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Callahan Looks Forward to Time Off, Haircut Planned
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June 15, 2006 by
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Tom Osborne to Run for President
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Husker Forum
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May 26, 2006 by
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UT Coach’s Wife Files for Divorce
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Souder Shot, Husker Fans Concerned
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New Recruiting Scandal at CU
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Big XII Coaches Concerned By KSU Staff’s Extensive Experience
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May 5, 2006 by
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Sam Koch Dreams of NFL, Birth Control
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April 28, 2006 by
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