Satire
The Legend of Bo Pelini
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December 3, 2007 by
Many Husker fans likely know the thumbnail description of their new head coach, Bo Pelini. He's had jobs in the NFL, did a stint as defensive coordinator at NU in 2003, and worked at Oklahoma and then LSU. They probably...
Nancy Osborne Named Interim Head Football Widow
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November 30, 2007 by
In a surprise move, Nancy Osborne became Nebraska's interim head football widow on Wednesday. Gary Bargen, NU’s assistant athletic director for compliance, notified the Big XII Conference that Osborne would be interim head football widow until a replacement for...
Lil’ Red Receives Deflation Threat
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November 16, 2007 by
The disappointment of a losing record in the Big 12 has lead to criticism of many of the Nebraska athletic department staff, coaches and players. But sometimes that disappointment crosses the line. Such was the case this weekend when...
Uncle Rico Named Nebraska Head Football Coach
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October 17, 2007 by
In a stunning and rapid turn of events, Nebraska has found its new football coach. Former football great Uncle Rico has agreed to step in and replace Bill Callahan. In a press conference, Rico pointed to his considerable football...
Tigers March Proudly Into Meeting With Nebraska
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October 5, 2007 by
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
Former NBA Star John Amaechi to Join KSU as Assistant Football Coach
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March 6, 2007 by
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
Kansas State Head Coach Changes Name
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October 3, 2006 by
What may have started with a shared affinity for the color purple has resulted in strange happenings within Kansas State’s football program. KSU’s head coach, Ron Prince, held a press conference to specify how he likes to be known,...
Ben Wallace to Stewart Bradley, “I Want My Hairstyle Back”
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August 21, 2006 by
Nebraska Linebacker Stewart Bradley was awakened Thursday to a surprising phone call. Ben Wallace, the former Detroit Piston and current Chicago Bull center called to inform Bradley that he wants his hairstyle back. Bradley was stunned at the news,...
Big XII Quarterback to Remain on Campus
In a surprising turn of events this week, Oklahoma State backup quarterback Al Pena announced his intention to remain in Stillwater. Cowboy head coach Mike Gundy was speechless at the news before saying, “When Al said he would be...
Bomar to End Holdout
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August 4, 2006 by
Drew Rosenhaus, agent for Rhett Bomar has announced that the quarterback is willing to end his holdout in exchange for being reinstated to the Oklahoma Sooner team. “While we still feel my client is being underpaid for his services,...
Husker Forum - July
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July 18, 2006 by
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
Young McCarney Studies Game Films
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
Callahan Looks Forward to Time Off, Haircut Planned
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June 15, 2006 by
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
Tom Osborne to Run for President
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Husker Forum
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May 26, 2006 by
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
UT Coach’s Wife Files for Divorce
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Souder Shot, Husker Fans Concerned
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
New Recruiting Scandal at CU
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Big XII Coaches Concerned By KSU Staff’s Extensive Experience
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May 5, 2006 by
From time to time, the Big Red Network will publish “Onion”-style satire. We apologize in advance to anyone we may offend, it's all meant as harmless fun. We can assure you, the reader, that no animals were harmed in...
Sam Koch Dreams of NFL, Birth Control
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