Game Day Pocket Guide for Colorado
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November 22, 2007 by
Dark clouds loom over Husker Nation this season, but we still have much to appreciate.
Five things for which all Nebraskans can be thankful
1. This disappointing season will soon be behind us
2. Cheese runzas
3. The Husker men's basketball team is undefeated
4. NU continues to have one of the best academic programs in college football
5. We're not Colorado fans
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OU7times Nov 22 07
Jason, please tell me that "cheese Runza's" are better than beef and cheese runza's.
Tyler Hughes Nov 22 07
#6 (which should have been #1): We have Tom Osborne again!
Herbie The Pinkshirt Cornhead Nov 23 07
The Big Pinkshirt defense is going to give up about 600 yards to the Buffs on Friday and give Bill the proper goodbye he deserves. The classless husker fans who keyed my entire car and ruined my paint job in addition to celebrating the death of a CU qb will have to wait another year until they can try to get pounded in by the Buffs again. And by the way, nobody liked watching NU/OU because it sucks to watch a lopsided OU victory every year. GO BUFFS. Oh by the way, I like to see the cornheads continue to be classless and put up an unnecessary 70+ points on k-state. Go Wildcats and every other team in the country that gets to play you, because everyone not from your state loves to see you lose. And if Nebraska is so great, how come everybody leaves? How about all those professional sports teams in Nebraska? And all the great outdoor sports y'all have there--you know like skiing?
ze bop Nov 23 07
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:48 am Post subject: pUFFALO sOLDIER
pUFFALO sOLDIER
Puffalo Soldier
Mutated in Boulder--gots a big ol' rock
For a brain.
Coach Hawk is way wack,
Thinking sonny Cody's got his back;
Then again, the whole prog is
Inane.
Puff Fan is a yupp-EEE,
Spends the day waxing his sk-EEEs
And rollin' up another fat-EEE.
Wants the prez of his IdiocracEEE
To bEEE
Bob or ZiggEEE Marl-EEE,
And his Big Red rivalrEEE
Is outta touch with realitEEE.
Same ol' same ol,'
Big Red ready to rock & roll,
Over Ralphie with his featha boa.
Clueless Puff Fan,
Spends Sat. Night inda CAN,
And Husker Fan sez once mo',
"I show'd ya....."
_________________
"Don't TAZE' me, bro......"
AND: "Speak to the hand, the face ain't listenin."
&: "The reason there is TIME is so everything doesn't happen all at once."(Einstein)
ze bop Nov 23 07
And, to borrow from an LJS blogger:
55. Comment from: dbhuskers [Visitor]
A guy walks into a bar in Boulder and asks for a git r done
beer.
Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't
from
around here..... where you from boy?".
The guy says, "I'm from Nebraska"
The bartender asks, "What do you do over in Nebraska?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist.... what the hell is a
taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK
boys,
he's one of us