Ben Wallace to Stewart Bradley, “I Want My Hairstyle Back”

2 comments so far August 21, 2006 by Steve Hanway

Nebraska Linebacker Stewart Bradley was awakened Thursday to a surprising phone call. Ben Wallace, the former Detroit Piston and current Chicago Bull center called to inform Bradley that he wants his hairstyle back. Bradley was stunned at the news, “I didn’t think they were really that similar, but I guess I can see where he’s coming from”.

Wallace, a four-time all-star and three time defensive player of the year, told reporters he didn’t appreciate Bradley’s encroachment on his trademark hairstyle, “That’s my look, man! I don’t need some redneck wannabe walking around with my ‘do”.

Bradley, who begins his third year as Nebraska’s starting strong-side linebacker was resolute, “I’m sorry that he feels that way, but I’m keeping the ‘do, so he’ll just have to deal with it”.

There’s been no word yet on whether a lawsuit from Wallace is forthcoming.

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